Newsbreaks for Monday

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A two-year-old from Britain has been admitted to Mensa. On her last IQ test, Georgia Brown racked up a score of 152, which means that, compared to the average person, she’s over 50% more annoying.

The toddler’s score puts her in the same range as Stephen Hawking. That’s the good news. The bad news is, there seems to be a strong correlation between being really smart and having to wear diapers.

A Mensa official thought that Georgia would fit right in, saying that “most members consider personal grooming to be an arbitrary social construct.”

As young as she is, Georgia isn’t the youngest member ever admitted by the group. “The younger the better,” the official said. “True social awkwardness takes a lifetime.

“I say, ‘It’s never too early to start looking down on other people.’”

The Daily Mail reports that Georgia can already use the word “arrogant.” Well, she’s about to get a lot of practice.