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Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Newsbreaks for Tuesday
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A childhood friend of Martin Luther King is preparing to auction off some of King’s papers. The small sheaf includes personal letters, as well as early drafts of some of King’s speeches. For example, “I Have a Dream” was originally called “Hey, Here’s a Thought.”
A new craze is sweeping Japan: Krispy Kreme. Japanese are lining up in droves to purchase the doughnuts, which are just the latest iteration in that country’s burgeoning love for American-style junk food—or, as the Japanese call it, “steroids for sumo.”
And finally, Monday marked the start of Canada's annual seal hunt, with lots of comment pro- and con. I don’t usually air my personal beliefs in these jokes, but I gotta say something: seal hunting is wrong. Just because a guy hasn’t had a hit in a long time…Those scars? They’re from clubs, people!
Monday, April 2, 2007
Newsbreaks for Monday
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The government of Brazil has a new plan to save the Amazon rainforest: giving the Indian tribes there free Internet access. “Why do we think this will work?” asked a Brazilian official. “Because it’s impossible to chop down a tree one-handed.”
Speaking of online naughtiness, purveyors breathed a sigh of relief last week when the organization that sets the rules for domain names rejected a proposed “dot-xxx” extension. Porn people felt that “dot-xxx” had a negative connotation which unfairly stigmatized them. They’re now pushing for the alternative “dot-cum.”
And finally, an artist in New York is taking flack for creating a life-size, anatomically correct figure of Jesus out of chocolate. The artwork has caused outrage among local Catholics. They want it to be white chocolate.
Here’s a front view. Doesn’t look like what I expected. When I heard “Chocolate Jesus,” I naturally thought, “Barack Obama.”
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