Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Better Late Than Never...

Forty years after he was busted for obscenity, New York has pardoned Lenny Bruce. Justice delayed, I'm afraid, is no justice at all. But how nice for us, to feel we're more virtuous now.



Today, he'd probably just get sued. Repression is always mutating.
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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Hooray, I think

Friend Ed Page pointed me to this profile of publishing's latest phenom, the 20-year-old author of a book called "Eregon." Home schooled, he lives at home in Montana with his slightly strange family. His success is wonderful, but there's really a bizarre undercurrent in the story, a sort of free-floating "Flowers in the Attic" type weirdness that I can't really put my finger on...Ah, well, I'm prepared to chalk it up to the cynicism that comes with living near people you're not related to you.



By the way, I just got a copy of The Beatles' White Album in mono. Really quite different--I like it a lot (even though the last three songs are seriously effed up, something was wrong with the source tape, maybe. Anyway, any serious Beatle fan oughta track a copy down.
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Monday, December 22, 2003

After seeing "Return of the King"...

In addition to general approval, numb buttocks and a sense of visual surfeit, I wondered how much Tolkein's experiences in World War I seeped into the stories. The relationship of Sam and Frodo struck me as very similar to a batsman and his officer; and the terrain of Mordor looked blackened and churned-up to me, just like No-Man's-Land. Turns out I wasn't the only person to think this. Here's a very interesting essay from TheOneRing.net.



Gee, if I'd read this article, I wouldn't have spent my Twenties starving in New York! It talks about how many people in their Twenties and Thirties are choosing to live at home while their lives are in professional/romantic development. It's fun to read, especially if you're NOT living with your parents anymore, but it gives fairly short coverage to the real reason that this "new life stage" exists: Starting jobs don't pay much, or they're internships and don't pay at all; yet inflation marches on; and the jobs that do pay often require post-college education costing thousands of dollars. This was not the case in 1960 or even 1970. And, I would wager, the financial gap between top management and everybody else wasn't so huge, either. The ladder is longer, and the space between the rungs larger, that's a fact. Damn Baby Boomers.



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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

News of the day...

Apparently cartoonist Aaron MacGruder struck a nerve at the recent birthday celebration for The Nation. The Boondocks creator said that the American left-wing should "be mean" if necessary, doing whatever it takes to win power. He even--horrors!--castigated Gore for losing in 2000. "Noble failure is not good enough," he said.



He's right. Let's get rid of the fucking politeness police that switch sides whenever some liberal actually shows a little anger. "As much as I disagree with [insert poisonous right-wing windbag here], but there's no reason that Michael Moore has to be so angry. Is that really the way to change people's minds about [incredibly offensive and obvious social/economic ill]? We're all reasonable people, and you can get your point across just as well--maybe better--without being uncouth about it."



THAT's the attitude, the mournful, Nerf-soft opposition, that's given us Nixon and Ford, Carter despised for weakness, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, and now Bush. The chunk of people out there to be swayed by political argument respect passion. Aren't we all? They think, "Boy, that person really feels strongly about it, there's probably something to it. People don't get mad for no reason." Meanwhile, everybody left of FOX News thinks life is a college seminar, and you get points for courtesy, graceful argument, and respect. It's pitiful.



What MacGruder doesn't understand is that there's a whole generation in place--maybe more than a generation--who've become so used to being "the loyal opposition" that the prospect of actually running things terrifies them. A Republican in Democrat's clothing is plenty good enough for them--and a real Nixonian villain the best of all. Who do you think would do a better job of running things, the staff of The Nation, or the Weekly Standard? Conversely, who would you rather take a college seminar with?



The ascension of the American left isn't good for The Nation; a truly left-wing President would probably drive them out of business. The American left has had to nourish itself for so long on impotent outrage that it has come to prefer that to the real meat of power. How dare MacGruder actually call for change? How dare he prefer concrete improvement over the usual agreeable, well-shaped, nice rhetoric? Doesn't he realize that the indignation of the outsider is what The Boondocks sells? How dare he consider the improvement of society more important than the continuation of his own cozy place in the menagerie of useless political knickknacks? He's right, and he's got balls, too. Let's celebrate him.



In other news, there's gonna be a Spy book. I, of course, will be waiting at the bookstore when the trucks arrive. I think it will be fascinating, though I can't imagine it will earn back a $1 million advance. (Spy's circ at its peak was somewhere around 250,000.) I also want to see how Messrs. Carter, Andersen, et al. finesse the issue of making their bones tearing the NY publishing establishment a new a-hole, then working in it quite happily ever since. I understand one can't expect satirists to renounce the world, but what they've done since 1991 robs Spy of whatever rebellious frisson its great pissy prose might've once generated.
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Friday, December 12, 2003

Barry's German publisher...

...has put the book smack-dab on its splash-page. Check it out here. I was told that Barry was "our most stolen book" at this past Frankfurt Book Fair...Rampant larceny--what a compliment!



They also publish Noam Chomsky, can you believe it?
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Thursday, December 11, 2003

This new Robert Benchley Society is...

...the most pleasant news I've gotten via unsolicited email--well, probably ever. A very cordial Bostonian named David Trumbull has gotten it into his head to collect the fans of Benchley, the writing of Benchley, and let them mix it up themselves. It will be interesting to see which side survives.



Membership is free, and truly a sign of good taste undaunted by throbbing modernity. Check the website out here. Meanwhile, here's their Christmas Reading List:



(1) "A Christmas Garland of Books" by Robert Benchley

What better gift for that hard-to-buy-for person than a book? "...A man's whole life could be changed by such a fortuitous slip of the rubber..."

(2) "Why I Love Christmas" by John Waters

Blue collar Baltimore meets rainbow colored Provincetown when John Waters

takes on American commercialized Christmas traditions. "...Why hasn't Bloomingdale's or Tiffany's tried a fancy Santa. Deathly pale, this never-too-thin-or-too-rich Kris Kringle, dressed in head-to-toe unstructured, over-size Armani, could pose on a throne, bored and elegant, and every so often deign to let a rich little brat sit near his lap before dismissing his wishes with a condescending "Oh, darling, you don't really want that, do you?..."

(3) "A Bum's Christmas" by H. L. Mencken

A jaundiced look at Christmas charity from another Baltimore writer. "Despite all the snorting against them in works of divinity, it has always been my experience that infidels--or freethinkers, as they usually prefer to call themselves--are a generally estimable class of men, with strong overtones of the benevolent and even of the sentimental. This was certainly true, for example, of Leopold Bortsch, Totsaufer [customers' man] for the Scharnhorst Brewery, in Baltimore, forty-five years ago..."

(4) "Duel in the Snow, or Red Ryder Nails the Cleveland Street Kid" (from the book "In

God we Trust: All Others Pay Cash") by Jean Shepherd


Great American original made into the movie The Christmas Story. "...You'll shoot your eye out kid..."

(5) "Some Damnable Errors About Christmas" from "A Christmas Garland" by Sir Max Beerbohm

Hyper-orthodox friends--of which we have many--will enjoy this parody of G. K. Chesterton: but be warned, graduates of the public schools will likely think it is in earnest. "...as seekers after truth we should be compelled to regard with a dark suspicion, and to check with the most anxious care, every fact that he told us about isosceles triangles..."

(6) "The Three Wise Guys" by Damon Runyon

Like the classic John Ford Western Three Godfathers, it puts three bad (but not horribly bad) men in the roles of the Magi, with humorous/sentimental effects. "...Miss Clarabelle Cobb comes of very religious people back in Akron, Ohio, and she is taught from childhood that rum is a terrible thing, and personally I think it is myself, except in cocktails..."

(7) "Joyeux Noël, Mr. Durning" by James Thurber

Will be be enjoyed by anyone who has ever received a gift which was a "project." "...the joli cadeau de Noël had arrived at my home five days after Pâques..."

(8) "The Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry

Perhaps we stretch the meaning of humor with this inclusion, but we recommend it nevertheless. It's in the public domain. "...The magi, as you know, were wise men--wonderfully wise men--who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication..."

(9) "The Office Party" by Corey Ford

A gem from the days before political correctness and ubiquitous lawsuits took all the fun out of the holidays. "...The annual Office Party starts along about noon on December 24 and ends

two or three months later, depending how long it takes the boss to find out who set fire to his wastebasket, threw the water cooler out of the window, and betrayed Miss O'Malley in the men's washroom..."

(10) "Christmas Afternoon" by Robert Benchley

Done in the Manner, if Not the Spirit, of Dickens. "...And as Tiny Tim might say in speaking of Christmas afternoon as an institution, 'God help us, every one.'"
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There's a school in Toronto that offers a degree in comedy. It doesn't mention whether there's a minor in pot-smoking.
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It's always nice to see a college pal get ink...

Yesterday was John Hogdman Day in The New York Observer; not only was he fingered as one of the city's top "power punks"--he was also kindly mentioned in a rather mean-spirited gripe about a New School event sponsored by The Believer.



John's a lovely, funny guy, and a fixture of one of my life's lowest points, a stint in a video store in Connecticut. (Where the manager started every morning--EVERY morning--by playing the movie "Groundhog Day.") He's too much of a gentleman to bring that up. So kudos to you, John, may you always use your power-punkdom for good, never for evil.



In a completely unrelated story--honest--a drinking cup from a notorious 18th Century Scottish sex club was just sold. Oh, if that cup had a mouth...
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Monday, December 8, 2003

Barry Trotter in Singapore

Globe-trotting satirist Bob Harris reports:



"Hi Mike --



I'm in Singapore, and while wandering the Borders here, came across the largest Barry Trotter display I've seen -- both books, turned facing out, occupying about half a shelf in the humour section, just about as big as the chunk Michael Moore was given.



I'll email you a pic when I get home.  Thought you'd be pleased."



Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! And the just-released first book continues to kick butt in Germany, too, with an excellent, slightly mind-bending cover. And #2, Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel, is following up strong. All of us at Gerber HQ (me, Kate, the cats, dust mites) are psyched out of our minds.



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Friday, December 5, 2003

Long time no blog...

...but at least it hasn't been 2,500 years. English roadway workers have just unearthed a skeleton in a chariot buried 500 BC.



After a marginally interesting post such as that one, the question each of you must ask yourselves is, "Why am I not reading Ed Page's Danger Blog instead?" He just sent me an email full of hysterically funny stuff by and about Conan O'Brien. I'm man enough to admit when somebody's funnier than I am, and Conan's funnier than I am.



That having been said, Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel is kicking ass in Britain, while the first book is running roughshod in Germany. And there's an as-yet-untitled Number Three in the works...Watch this space for more details...
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

A Strong Bad Thanksgiving...

...is here.
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Randall Enos...

Randall Enos is a really great illustrator, who used to do a cartoon in the old National Lampoon called "Chicken Gutz." Here's his excellent website.



I found this site via another site devoted to the first five years of the old National Lampoon magazine. If you read it and loved it, you'll like the site; if you've never read the old NatLamp, you owe it to yourself to do so.
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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Ringo at NORAD...

Apparently every Xmas, some celebrity gets to track "Santa" at NORAD. This year, it's Ringo Starr.
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"Because I love you..."

...my wife typed, along with this link featuring fake letters to The New Yorker. Because she probably likes you, or would, I post it here.
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Friday, November 21, 2003

Hey Yalies, is this true?

In the middle of writing a comic novel set at college, I read this story about widespread student misery at Harvard with some interest. Yale, of all places, is held up as a model of social life. Yale?!



Boy, has Yale changed since 1991. When I was there, it was just like Harvard sounds in this article. Tell me, young Yalies, is this true? Is Yale suddenly fun?
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Why I rant about JFK...

(I put it right there in the subject line, so you can skip this if you want. I may be obsessed, but at least I'm self-aware.)



Watched another program on JFK last night, ABC's "Beyond Conspiracy." This was without question the most serious whitewash of the week; conspiracy theorists were dismissed as Oliver Stone fans, Kennedy sentimentalists to be indulged and pitied. I found this personally offensive, and I'm gonna tell you why. Settle in.



One can debate the single bullet theory and the Zapruder film and the acoustic evidence all one wants. My scientists are smarter than your scientists, my CAD model of Dealey Plaza is more accurate than yours is. It's a useless fight. But here are a few indisputable facts:

1) The protection of the President that day was lax.

2) After the President had been killed, none of the protocol standard to murder cases was followed. The President's body--the most significant piece of evidence in the case--was moved to Washington within hours. The rest of the evidence was sent to the FBI.

3) The autopsy was performed by people without the proper skills, and is inconclusive as a result.

4) The accused assassin was killed, in police custody, before he had time to shed any light on what happened.

5) The group created to investigate the crime--the Warren Commission--was working under political pressure to come to a certain conclusion, and did not receive the full cooperation of the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service. They only received some documents, not all, and those that they did were heavily censored.



Adding all this up, any reasonable person comes to one of two conclusions: either there was a conspiracy, or our government was/is full of incompentent morons. If, like Peter Jennings, you reject the former, then you must accept the latter. And yet NO ONE got fired as a result of November 22, 1963. Maybe there wasn't a conspiracy. But if there wasn't, there should be an accounting, no matter how partial or after-the-fact. This wasn't a victimless crime. And it was preventable--hell, the FBI/Secret Service prevent it EVERY DAY. Why is J. Edgar Hoover's name on the FBI building? The freakin' President was killed, in the middle of an American city, on his watch! In the real world, you can get fired for stealing office supplies.



If it were up to ABC News, the whole matter would've been closed as of 1964. Citizens won't let it rest; that's the only reason we're talking about the JFK assassination today. Why has it fallen to housewives and hobbyists to investigate the President's murder? Because our much-touted Fourth Estate didn't wish to. The American media's record on the JFK Assassination has been incredibly bad. Time/Life actually helped suppress the Zapruder film, buying it immediately and locking it away until 1975.



The professional newsgatherers have been unabashed, uncritical supporters of the "lone nut" theory since the day Oswald was shot. Why? At first it was patriotism, perhaps, or "respect for the family" (though I can think of nothing more disrespectful to the memory of the President than refusing to properly investigate who killed him).



Eventually, though, the question changes. If there was a conspiracy to murder the President, it was surely the most important story of the 20th Century. If the mainstream media had undisputedably missed it, the question would've been asked, "Then what the hell good are you?" The mainstream media, just like the dopes in Washington, had, have, and will always have, a strong vested interest in the "Oswald did it alone" theory. And sorry, ABC, that's all it is: a theory, just like "the Masons did it, aided by elements of the Third Venusian International." If that makes you mad--if you think I'm being unreasonable--don't blame me; blame the people who were in position to find out for sure, and chose not to. Now too much time has passed and we never will know.



Here's why I'm taking the time to type all this: we're in the middle of another Warren Commission, this time about 9/11. And the evidence is mounting that the government is doing the same thing again--screening the Commissioners, playing politics, protecting their asses. (Check out Salon's interview with 9/11 Commissioner Max Clelland and see if you don't agree. Here's a quote from former Senator Clelland:



"This is the most serious independent investigation since the Warren Commission. And after watching History Channel shows on the Warren Commission last night, the Warren Commission blew it. I'm not going to be part of that. I'm not going to be part of looking at information only partially. I'm not going to be part of just coming to quick conclusions. I'm not going to be part of political pressure to do this or not do that. I'm not going to be part of that. This is serious. "



Yep, it's serious. And that's why shows like the one last night are so awful. Not because Oswald didn't do it--maybe he did--but because they excuse the myriad decisions that people in power made in 1963 and after, to protect their asses instead of getting at the truth. THAT's why we'll never truly know what happened when Kennedy was shot--not because it was unknowable, but because government officials didn't want to know, and the media didn't push them. It didn't matter to them.



Well, it matters to me, and it should matter to you. It's one thing to botch the investigation of a President's murder--I'll never be President, so who cares? But I will fly on airplanes, and will be in office buildings, and not getting to the bottom of 9/11 means that we will never truly know how to prevent it from happening again. And that is unacceptable. If 9/11 is what the Bush Administration says it is, we're all in the crosshairs. If that's worth bombing Iraq for, it should be worth investigating properly--and fearlessly.



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Thursday, November 20, 2003

British SF writer...

...Ken McLeod has some interesting things to say about conspiracy theories on his blog. I strongly disagree that Lee Harvey Oswald benefitted from the JFK assassination--if he wanted credit, why did he consistently deny doing it?--but that's a quibble.



Here's a nice snip: "Hierarchy was invented to regulate human relations with imaginary beings, and it still performs that function quite admirably. In the shadow of that pyramid, conspiracy theories are little grassy knolls."

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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

New comedy blog...

Folks, check out Ed Page's new blog. It's got some great links on it already!
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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

When I want to know something about real estate...

...I ask my dad. Now, Crain's Chicago Business does, too. Right on, Pops--could a centerfold be next?



The building in question looks like a big, beige Stratego piece.
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Monday, November 17, 2003

My annual trip back into the thick historical gruel...

...of the JFK assassination has begun, courtesy of The History Channel's latest installment of the British documentary series, "The Men Who Killed Kennedy." I only caught the last two of the three--the ones that could be boiled down to:

1) Don't date Lee Harvey Oswald; and

2) Don't fuck around with LBJ.

Did anyone see the first one? I need that rule to live by, as well.



I've been told that I can be tiresome on this topic, so I'll keep it (somewhat) brief. At this point, what one believes happened on 11/22/63 is much more indicative of one's own worldview than anything else. There is enough evidence to buttress any reality. The Kennedy assassination inhabits the shared space between historical inquiry and a cootiecatcher-style personality test.



Being interested in Roman history, nor sold on the idea that Americans are any more virtuous than any other group of humans, I think that a conspiracy was fairly likely. And, as I have pointed out many times to horrified friends of my parents, that's the current stance of the US Government, as well. (The last official investigation of the JFK Assassination, undertaken by the House Select Committee in 1978/9, concluded that there was a high degree of probabillity that more than one person was shooting at the motorcade that day. Thus, conspiracy.) Now if the US government doesn't care enough about the sanctity of the democratic process to get to the bottom of what happened, that's another issue, and one that I think strikes at the very heart of our continued national fascination with the JFK assassination. It is a fissure in our democracy, a point where the shared dream of popular rule falls away to reveal the much more limited reality.



Given what we know about the behavior of people in power--for example, the arrogance, risk-taking, and disregard for morality that people assign to JFK's sexual escapades with such relish--can we really say that political skullduggery doesn't exist in the U.S.? In the case of the Kennedy assassination(s), the physical evidence points in that direction rather relentlessly. When you couple that with the tendencies of power to corrupt, conspiracy strikes me as the only sensible conclusion.



A recent poll says that most Americans believe there was a conspiracy to kill President Kennedy. This belief has been so persistent, from the 1960s on, that I think it's the apologists for the Warren Commission who are the wild-eyed crazies at this point. There is a desperation to their belief--a willingness to say "how preposterous" and leave it at that--that one has to question. Certainly President Kennedy could've been killed by a lone nut, but many, many things suggest that he wasn't. Certainly Oswald could've been a mixed-up drifter, but once again, many, many things suggest that he wasn't. Everybody's entitled to their opinion, but I'm not convinced that this willful naivete (much more common in the Establishment, at places like The New York Times, than in people at large) doesn't constitute a real danger to America and, by extension, the world.



Mature countries understand that power corrupts and take steps to lessen its impact. In the Venetian Republic, for example, they randomized the selection of the Doge (top leader) as much as possible. As we consider switching to computerized voting, we would do well to keep in mind that current-day Americans are no more virtuous than ancient Romans, or medieval Venetians, or 1960s mobsters/oilmen/spooks. There are no monsters under the bed; but there are people who will kill for money, and fame, and power. Anybody who denies that is, well, a crackpot. So there!
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Was Chaucer murdered?

Asks ex-Python and medievalist Terry Jones in a new book, interestingly reviewed here. Stop for a second and think of this: can you imagine somebody from Mr. Show or SNL or Kids in the Hall writing a book like this? Or even doing the sort of enlightened and enlightening tourism that Michael Palin undertakes?



It's a HUGE flaw in American comedy that the people who rise in it are so completely one-dimensional. The reason American comedy so often has nothing to say is that the people doing it know about nothing except (shudder) show-biz. How arid. How depressing. Until Simpsons writers start publishing monographs about Abelard, I'll reserve the upper reaches of respect for people like Jones.



By the way, as some you may know, there was a little blurb about Barry Trotter in the November issue of Details. And, the month before, my brother Keith Schwab was listed at #42 in the magazine's "Fifty Most Powerful People Under 35." Keith's a quantum physicist working at the University of Maryland. So if you ever need somebody to reserve your space down in the post-apocalypse mineshaft, call Keith.
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003

I liked this...

...interview with Neil Gaiman.
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Monday, November 10, 2003

Yet more from Ed and the Internet

If you're like me--that is, utterly unable to stop accessing new forms of information about The Beatles--you'll enjoy/be forced to listen to this 1996 interview with George Martin.

 

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Sunday, November 9, 2003

Landis on Animal House

Thanks to friend Ed, Here's a great interview with director John Landis, talking about the movie "Animal House."
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Saturday, November 8, 2003

Young Mollie breaks into...

...the Village Voice with this essay on Madonna's latest offering for children.



Ah, I remember when Madonna was just another pinup with hairy armpits...How the fallen have become mighty...
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Friday, November 7, 2003

Oh, you gotta read this...

McSweeney's fans! McSweeney's foes! Check out this nifty parody. Good stuff.
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Roundup...

Longtime readers of this blog will know that the Kennedy and King assassinations are touchstones for me. (That means I think about them from time to time.) My interest has matured from an initial X-Files-of-American-History ghoulishness to a sober appraisal of who probably did what and why. Finally, these days, I find it all inexpressibly tragic and depressing, an example of how the worst elements of our country so often trump the best ones. Anyway, the fortieth anniversary of the JFK murder is coming up, and Here's an examination of several of the television specials and such that are planned.



In much happier news, it appears that Kurt Vonnegut is working on a new novel. Here's some excerpts, taken from a recent talk at the University of Wisconsin.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2003

In your face, David Blaine!

Tenacious D staged a hunger strike over Times Square yesterday, vowing to stay in a glass box without food until their new CD sold 1,000,000 copies. Here's the story.
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Monday, November 3, 2003

Friend Jules Lipoff...

...has a new piece at McSweeney's. Enjoy!
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GREAT Strong Bad!

It's been a while since I posted something from the Homestar Runner site, but this roundup of Halloween costumes, with Strong Bad's commentary, is priceless.
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Thursday, October 30, 2003

Buy this book!

My friend Dave Hanson has a new comic novel out, Last Leg. Both Dave and the novel are quite funny; check out the sample chapter and see for yourself. In addition to introducing the concept of a Snugli for cats (always remembered that) the man can gin himself up to heights of literary skeeve that few mortals reach, eg, "veins full of bum vomit." He hears the music all right! Dave was the only saving grace of the Nineties National Lampoon, and has had more comedy lives than a (enSnugli'ed) cat. Maybe I'll get him drunk sometime and extract some Tales of Letterman for this blog.



I've put a link to the book's Amazon page below--sorry it's a bit clunky, but I can't be bothered to fancy it up at the moment. Mazel tov, Dave! Nice work indeed!



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You all might as well know...

...that I have a soft spot for Hugh Hefner. First of all, he ran his college humor magazine (at the University of Illinois, called I believe The Shaft--but maybe that's just too perfect). Second, in the 50s and 60s, he was a real champion of comedy and cartooning--and he remains a proponent of jazz. All good things. Third, at least until competition forced it to get unbearably sleazy, Playboy did publish a lot of damn fine stuff; between them, Esquire, and The New Yorker, magazines were genuinely worth reading. And my mom likes him, too. So I'd love to bid on some of the stuff he's auctioning. I just wish he still lived in the Mansion. Chicago hasn't been the same since. Anybody else read that early 60s profile of him? Wolfe or Talese wrote it--very good.



Also enjoyed this article about writer's workshops. Sometimes I think wanting to write should be listed in the DSM-V.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Just in time for Halloween...

The excellent pop culture site Retro Crush has posted its annual list of the 100 scariest moments in movies. If you like scary movies as much as I say I do (the affection tends to evaporate once the movie actually starts--witness the fact that I let Kate watch Blair Witch and The Ring for me), you'll enjoy all the glimpses of your favorites.



I never knew that the last shot of Psycho has a skull subliminally placed under Norman's grinning face. Glad to see Exorcist III get its props--but I was sorry to note that the "decomposing woman in bathtub" scene from The Shining didn't make it. Any others you'd suggest?
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Tuesday, October 28, 2003

The Setting Sun?

Here's an interesting article on The New York Sun, a 18-month-old conservative newspaper funded by Conrad Black. It has a miniscule circulation, but is apparently outlasting its naysayers.



Also: as an alumnus of Yale's weekly newspaper, The Yale Herald, I noted with pleasure that a staffer has won a prize for investigative journalism offered by the Chronicle of Higher Education.
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Monday, October 27, 2003

A French interview...

A French fan, Karen, sent me some questions regarding Barry Trotter the First and Second. It's here. (If you don't want to practice your French, look for the English link on the page.)
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Does anybody know Japanese?

Try this nugget of weirdness from friend Mal. Really weird, and I really liked it.
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Saturday, October 25, 2003

Regarding Vlad...

Friend Lee Tyler writes...

"I spent about 5 days in Romania at the start of the summer. I actually had dinner in the house where Vlad Dracul was born, which is in a really neat medieval town in remote Transylvania. Kind of cool. Equally interesting is that the government is seriously considering building a Dracula theme park and leveling some very beautiful, untouched landscape to do so. It's a horrible, horrible idea."



To which I say: Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your vallet!
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Friday, October 24, 2003

Just in time for Hal'lowe'en

Some sites absolutely insist on being blogged. This is one of them.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Do you like the Moon?

This guy does. My editor Simon calls it "the essence of Science Fiction." It's the essence of something, but what you'll have to judge for yourself.
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Monday, October 20, 2003

A snippet from the BBC's website

From an essay, "Sex, Drugs, and Music Hall," by Matthew Sweet:



"For the first time, pornography was produced in a volume capable of satisfying a mass readership. Oddly, the industry was founded by a gang of political radicals who used sales of erotica to subsidise their campaigning and pamphleteering: when, in the 1840s, the widely-anticipated British revolution failed to materialise, these booksellers and printers found that their former sideline had become too profitable to relinquish. Lubricious stories such as Lady Pokingham, or, They All Do it (1881), and hardcore daguerreotypes, photographs and magic lantern slides, demonstrate the omnivorous nature of Victorian sexuality. Don't imagine that this material comprised tame pictures of gartered ladies standing in front of cheese plants; any permutation or peccadillo you can conceive is represented in the work that has survived from the period. And it was produced in huge quantities: in 1874, the Pimlico studio of Henry Hayler, one of the most prominent producers of such material was loaded up with 130,248 obscene photographs and five thousand magic lantern slides - which gives some idea of the extent of its appeal."
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Boondocks and Condi

Here's an interesting take on the recent flap regarding the comic strip The Boondocks. Apparently it suggested that Condi Rice is miserably celibate, or perhaps gay.
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Friday, October 17, 2003

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Via Fark, I discovered current kids discussing Pong. Very funny.



By the way, Kate had the best line regarding the Cubs' loss in the playoffs: "Wrigleyville's full of decorations, and now they have to be taken down because Christmas didn't come..." Well, there's always next year.
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Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Link roundup...

Everybody's sending me links this morning! First, there's an article by Ed Park on a new Beatles book. It strikes me as a bit wanky (the book, not Ed's review) but I am a firm believer in the more Beatle stuff, the better. I was also interested to find out that Ed, like myself, first started digging the Beatles with appropriate hardness soon after John Lennon's death.



Speaking of John Lennon, apparently Yoko Ono has found more stuff to release. This time it's a DVD. Kick me out of the Beatle club if you must, but I always find solo Lennon kind of a drag; the fact was, both he and Paul were coasting, indulging themselves. The Beatles were an extremely complex web of circumstances that broke just right--sort of a feedback arrangement where the musicians and their fans and their time were all collaborating to create something excellent. I don't think they should've stayed together, a la the Stones (shudder!), I think we got their best, but all that having been said, I think Yoko doth protest a little too much about the genius of her late husband post-1970. As of course she would, it's completely understandable and there's absolutely no harm in it.



As to the November release of the de-Spectorized "Let It Be" (sure Paul, wait 'til the guy's fighting a murder rap), wouldn't you know it, but I finally just got my hands on the Glyn Johns' no-frills early mix of the album. For the first time, I actually LIKE it. And the mono mix of Sgt. Pepper has been in my CD player for a week now.



And speaking of all things Beatley, here's a new piece by Beatlefan Mollie Wilson.
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Monday, October 13, 2003

Human ingenuity is amazing, don't you think?

Fake firewood out of coffee-grounds? Strange but true.
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Friday, October 10, 2003

"Faith of My In-Laws"

Here's another great piece by Mollie Wilson. This time it's a list of rejected hymn names. Damn you, Mollie--wish I'd thought of that.
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Thursday, October 9, 2003

Yep, I played D&D...Still would, too...

Here's a Bay Area magazine's amusing list of the dorkiest hobbies. All I can say is, "What? No Civil War reenactors?"
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Wednesday, October 8, 2003

Woody to Tell All?

The New York Post's Page Six gossip column reports that Woody Allen is shopping a book proposal, in which he plans to dish the dirt on his romantic life. The story is here.



Please, God, make it funny. Please protect Woody from his love of SJ Perelman, and please remove any overtly sexual details, because I don't want to think of a withered, madly rutting Allen the next time I watch Sleeper. Amen.
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Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Barry Conquers Mexico!

Well, sort of. I just got a really nice email from a Mexican Trotterista (Trotteristo?). Omar from Monterrey, MX, writes:



"I had to travel 3 hours to Laredo TX to buy your books… I tricked one of my friends telling him that we were going to a “Busty Blonde-only whorehouse…” so he did the drive… He beat the crap out of me when he knew that we were going to a bookstore, but I got to say it was worth it… LOL."



Are people getting the crap beaten out of them to buy, say, The Nanny Diaries? NO, my friends, I DON'T THINK SO. Omar, I salute you!



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Angle-Grinder Man

The New York Times has an article on London's newest superhero, who saws "the boots" off of immobilized cars. Read up, then go to his home page.
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Monday, October 6, 2003

Piece by a Pal...

Check out piece by Lee Tyler, late of the beloved Yale Record.
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Trotter Fan art!

This was just sent to me by a fan named Chris. I found it strangely mesmerizing...
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The Unnecessary Sequel Changes Lives...

Last night, while working on a new book (a parody of US History, which is going great), I got the following email from a Trotter fan. I thought it was especially lively, so I'm sharing it (with the fan's permission, of course).



"When the first Barry Trotter book came out," she writes, "you couldn't even get it in bookstores. I found it by pure chance; it was hiding behind a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and I thought that by some miracle, the fifth HP book had come out several decades early. Now, however, you can find it almost anywhere that sells books. '"Barry Trotter"? Yeah, we have it, there's been a demand for it lately.'



"Even so, I didn't know you had written a sequel until two days ago. Some friends and I were checking out some book with deformed dogs drawn into all the pages and laughing, and I spotted the second book. "It's BARRY TROTTER!!!111111" (Yes, I probably said it loud enough to warrant some ones instead of exclamation marks.)"



"Yes, we know... It's been out for a while now."



"No, no, not THAT one. Look. This one's smaller. And hardback. And it's an UNNECCESSARY SEQUEL." I stared at them significantly.



One of my friends, Austin, had no idea what I was talking about and gave me a blank look, and I was tempted to bash his head into a bookshelf.



My other friend, Ines, screamed, "A Sequel, a sequel!" and everyone in the B. Dalton glared at us. So, naturally, we had to buy it. Except none of us, being poor, jobless teenagers, had any money.



I should mention about now that before noticing BT2, I had bought a manga with my last remaining lunch money and had only about ten punds in dimes left over. Ines had a dollar in change, and Austin had like, forty dollars but was unwilling to share with us. ("I just bought you lunch, you crackwhores, now leave me alone.")



So we took out all the change and started counting it all out on the floor. Six dollars from me, one from Ines, three dollars we stole out of Austin's back pocket when he wasn't paying attention, and some leftover pennies.



Went up to the front counter. We were short fifty cents, and after spending fifteen minutes counting and recounting our money, the guy was impatient, and volenteered to pay for the remaining amount.



Then I went home and read it. You're great. You're like, a classic. Somewhere between Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and 'Grant Naylor'.... only better."



Well, wow. That's a tremendous compliment; not only the august company, but what author wouldn't want to be so prized as to encourage stealing from one's friends? Usually only drugs demonstrate such a hold on people, but so strong is the power of reading...



Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel is oozing merrily all over a writhing UK, but it remains a well-kept secret over here (maybe if you updated the website, Mike--shut up! I'm waiting on the illustrator!). If you liked the first one, folks, ask for the second at your bookstore. Bookstores do listen to customers, even ones who have to count pennies. Having been a penny-counter for most of my life, I have a special place in my heart for those Trotteristas...



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Friday, October 3, 2003

"...a cockroach-like ability to endure"

It's time for the annual evisceration of SNL. If there was ever a metaphor for everything awful about Baby Boomers, SNL is it. (Yes, I know it's not put out by baby boomers anymore; that's my point.) At least the author of this article understands that criticizing SNL does no good.
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Thursday, October 2, 2003

A couple of links...

Another day, another interesting link from Ed. This one's a 1999 appreciation of the New Yorker humorist Veronica Geng. I, like Roy Blount in the article, have never quite gotten Geng's work--as humor. As writing, it's very interesting, but it doesn't quite make me laugh. If it doesn't make people laugh, is it humor? Sounds like a Zen koan.



And wife Kate sent this triumph of the human spirit. "The guy all the way at the bottom of the page doesn't have a chance in hell," Kate writes. "Poor guy."



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Wednesday, October 1, 2003

Fans of British Comedy...

...should know about the archive on the BBC's website. The link takes you to a page on Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
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Monday, September 29, 2003

Homestar puppets!

It's getting plush in herre.



The Bros. Chap...is there anything they can't do?
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Bill O'Reilly, King Knucklehead

In a recent interview with Time (why is Time interviewing this guy? Let FOX hawk their own garbage), human squawkbox Bill O'Reilly said, "I maybe a handful of times told somebody directly to shut up. And that's when they were being dishonest or offensive." Read this article in Slate and see if you agree.



What a cartoon; why isn't he doing his rant perched on a stool at the local bar, and leaving the rest of us alone? "Yeah, Bill, the French are idiots...you said that yesterday..." "Shut up and get me another beer!" "How's things at the seminary, Bill?" "Ahh, these young guys, they don't know God..."
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Sunday, September 28, 2003

The wave of the future?

I don't follow the whole downloading-music debate very closely, but I found this response to it very encouraging. It's a record company which allows you to "try before you buy." And it gives 50% of the purchase price to the musicians. Those of you who enjoy music more recent than disco (I generally don't), check it out.



Thanks to self-publishing and online bookstores, big publishing is on its way out; big music could be starting its death-spiral, too. Clearly their time is over--it's only a question as to whether they will go slowly, scratching and clawing and litigating and trying to buy favorable legislation, or wise up and start figuring out how to make money with a new model. Since they can't control the production of books/music/film, look for them to control the distribution. I don't usually pay attention to the cyber-cowboys who make pronouncements like "Big media is dead," but if we can keep the internet reliable and free, it's only a matter of time.
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Saturday, September 27, 2003

Part two...

Over the course of many emails, the conversation about Simpsons Godhead George Meyer morphed a bit, but in an interesting way. Recalling that what started this all was a profile of Meyer in The New Yorker, Jon Schwarz wrote:



“I agree with Mike about George Meyer. [Thanks, Jon!--MG] It's not that we want to condemn him -- it's just interesting that someone so smart would talk about hating advertising so much that he considers it 'a global force of destruction,' yet not have an immediate follow up comment about how he reconciles working in network television. If advertising's a force of destruction, well, Meyer's profiting enormously from that destruction. There's no other way to put it. It's like someone who spends all their lives trying to get people to look at billboards saying that he loathes billboards. So it's kind of fascinating that he didn't go into it further.



But there's even more to it than that. Personally (here I think I'd part ways with Mike) I find it even more interesting that the guy who wrote the article didn't immediately follow up on this with Meyer when Meyer didn't himself. And it's more interesting still to me that whoever edited it didn't flag that section and send the author back to delve into it more deeply.”



You're right, Jon--I do find the complex rationales of George Meyer the person, more interesting than an editing snafu at The New Yorker, but that's because I'm cynical about the magazine business in general, and that magazine in particular.



For his part, Ed very charitably replied:

“I assume they're oversights. I certainly hope they aren't evidence of a secret New Yorker agenda, or something spooky like that. In the case of the Meyer Profile, maybe the writer, David Owen, who is a good friend of his subject -- he was Meyer's roommate at Harvard and was a contributor to [Meyer's short-lived and extremely influential magazine] Army Man -- was afraid of embarrassing Meyer...Maybe one of you can get Owen on the horn and ask him.”



Ah, Ed, you overestimate my Rolodex. David Owen can buy and sell nobodies like me. I’ve spoken with him—not about this—and while he was very nice, he’d have to be positively Christ-like not to get pissed at me for bugging him about it. It's only comedy. But as to The New Yorker’s agenda, Jon replied:



“Well, there's no SECRET New Yorker agenda. Instead, there's a non-secret NYer agenda -- they're trying to make money, and the people who work there are trying to keep on the good side of Si Newhouse. Think of it this way: the New Yorker has customers, and it has a product. Because of the way they price subscriptions (way, way, way below the cost of producing the magazine) their main customers are their advertisers, and their main product is their readers. And like any business, they tend not to do things that will piss off their largest customers. One thing advertisers don't really love is indepth discussions of whether or not advertising is a global force of destruction and the morality of making your living off it, so you tend not to find too much of that in the NYer. Writers and editors also tend not to do things that might make their billionaire boss angry. Is Newhouse friends with fellow billionaire Warren Buffet? Well, if I'm an editor or writer and I'm not 100%, completely sure, I probably won't run an article with nasty cracks about Buffet. Much better to be safe than sorry. This agenda plays itself out in subtle ways, ways that I suspect aren't always conscious...”



Yes (MG again), and that's why we as readers can't let institutions, even good ones like The New Yorker--which even in my most anti-Shouts and Murmurs rages, I consider to be vastly more positive than negative--rest on their laurels. Please, no more profiles of Thurber, or discussions of John O'Hara by John Updike. Self-criticism is useful, self-praise is not, but self-absorption is the most useless thing of all.



Continuing this thought in another email, Jon wrote: “I know Ian Frazier a little bit. Right after I'd gotten out of college I had a conversation with him where he said (in reference to the NYer specifically) 'institutions will always, always fail you.' He said the only institution that he really liked was the New York Public Library.”



I’d just like to interject that I think Ian Frazier is one hell of a writer, and a real mensch. Buy his books and send him positive mental energies. It's worth also noting that he said this to Jon during the Tina Brown regime, during which he was somewhat estranged from the magazine. Anyway, Jon continued, “At the time I didn't really understand what he meant. In fact, it sort of upset me. After all, I wanted to be scooped up by these institutions.



But now I think Ian Frazier was completely right. It's just the nature of institutions, whether they're magazines or countries. You're very lucky to get one generation of great people, and even luckier to get two.



Look at the New Yorker:

1st generation: Harold Ross (I highly recommend the biography Genius in Disguise if

you haven't read it.)

2nd generation: William Shawn

Later generation: Tina Brown



Or America:

1st generation: Thomas Jefferson

2nd generation: James Madison

Later generation: George W. Bush



That's why, when you meet the Buddha, you must kill him. And then cook

and eat his entrails."



And on that note, I'm going to lunch.



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Friday, September 26, 2003

Buy a book from my extremely funny friend...

My pal Dave Hanson, ex-Executive Editor of National Lampoon, has just published his first novel. It's called "Last Leg," and I remember reading an early, funny draft, so I bet it's just great. Check it out at iUniverse.



Viva la print-on-demand revolucion!
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An email reply some might find interesting...

(Folks, the following is in response to some questions written to me by my friend Ed Page, who works for the humor site The Big Jewel. I thought other people might think they were interesting--or at least food for thought--so I asked Ed if I could post them here.)



You asked why Doug Kenney, co-founder of National Lampoon, is interesting. Well, he's interesting to ME for a number of reasons: the first is that I share a lot of his background--Midwestern bourgeois, to be incredibly blunt about it--and so his outlook has always resonated with me more than say, Henry Beard's [Henry being the other founder of NatLamp.--MG]. That's not to denigrate Beard, you understand; the Lampoon probably would've folded in 1971 if it weren't for Henry, and I think Henry, as much as Michael O'Donoghue or Doug is responsible for the incredible breadth and precision of the magazine. That's what made NatLamp special, as much as the individual pieces/writers, which is why I disagree with Henry's later statement that "all of our old NatLamp pieces should've been books." I see where he's coming from in a commercial, post-Peter Workman, humor-books-as-quickie-gifts way, but have to disagree artistically--and perhaps it wouldn't've even worked commercially. Parodies are just now re-emerging from their early-80s glut (thank God, says the author of Barry Trotter).



Along with him being a middle-class Midwesterner (he was from Ohio, I'm from Missouri/Illinois), Doug also dealt with the mindbending experience of coming from that to the Ivy Leagues, and while that was doubtless harder and weirder in 1964 than in 1987, I do sense that outsiderness in his stuff, too. I think that's what makes Doug's stuff so accessible, even now. He's not the smartest guy in the room like Henry (though he was damned smart) or the bitchiest like MO'D (though I'm sure Doug could be a shit) but an extremely smart version of a regular person.



Strictly artistically, Doug's interesting because, in the words of Henry Beard, "I was the last of a certain breed, and Doug was the first of the new breed." Which I take to mean that Henry was the last of the print-centric, Thurber/Perelman/NYer wits, and Doug the first of this multi-media, outrageous, Hollywood-philic Harvard boys. And of course, Doug had an uncanny sense of his generation--nostalgia was in the air from about 1969 on (Trudeau was doing it at the Yale Record, fascinating to see his take, along with NatLamp's a few years later) but Doug was the most successful of them all at commodifying and universalizing it--in the Yearbook parody, and Animal House.



So, in my eyes at least, Doug was the first, and best, of the kind of comedy writer that's very thick on the ground these days: the over-intelligent eternal adolescent. Which brings me to The Simpsons' legendary George Meyer, whom you compared to Doug. In my opinion, I think there are vast differences between the two (neither of whom I have met, I'm just shooting from the hip as if they were, say, Katz's Delicatessan pastrami versus the Carnegie Deli's brand)--no Kenney, and Meyer would be Ian Frazier, writing exquisite humor occasionally for the New Yorker and wonderful novels--no small career, but in my opinion Kenney was a trailblazer in a way that Meyer might've been (I dunno, I wonder if he would've been accessible enough), but for no failing of his own, didn't have to be. Kenney started NatLamp; created Animal House; then died. NatLamp begat SNL; SNL begat the Harvard Lampoon comedy mafia. Meyer went from Harvard to SNL to Letterman to The Simpsons--once he got on the path, it was clear where he'd go. Once again, no reflection on Meyer's ability, but he walks a path blazed by others.



You mentioned that Dennis Perrin (author of Mr. Mike, a biography of Michael O'Donoghue) found my comment about the perceived incongruity of Meyer's hating advertising and using his talent to deliver eyeballs to it, a bit unfair. That may be so, but it's only because I think so highly of comedy writing in general and Meyer in particular that I hold him to such a high standard of "mindfulness." I won't quote Dennis, because I haven't asked his permission to do so, but I think it's fair to say that Dennis told you, essentially: that's a lot of money to walk away from just 'cause you don't like advertising, and furthermore, what would be the point? Ads would still exist, and you wouldn't have that sweet gig at The Simpsons.



Well, see, now, this is where I expose myself as a freak. First of all, people are always calling George Meyer a genius. He may well be--and whether he is or not, it's certainly not his fault that people lay that label on him--but in my opinion I don't think doing something any college grad could learn to do (write TV comedy), even if you do it fantastically well, makes somebody a genius. It may make you really smart, or really driven, or really funny, all of which Meyer obviously is, but it doesn't make you a genius in my book. Comic geniuses transform what comedy is, and The Simpsons, pace everybody's love of the show, really doesn't do that. The genius of The Simpsons is the form:   a sitcom that uses the freedom of cartoons. Meyer does beautiful work within that form, but in my opinion he's no more a genius than, say, Larry Gelbart. Which means, Meyer's probably the best comedy writer of his generation..but not a transforming genius. Geniuses, in comedy or anything else, are rarely in perfect tune with their times--Spike Milligan, for example; or Peter Cook, or Lenny Bruce. None of them was pliable enough for TV, which should tell you something. And none of them were ever quite content, which should tell you another. The people that show biz celebrates are infrequently genius-caliber. They're usually very brilliant and somewhat pliable. Genius is surprising, unruly, difficult--that's what makes it genius and not simply incredible skill.



So for me, one of the ways I tell Meyer's not a Milligan/Cook/Bruce-level genius is by his apparent ability to do his art (if you'll allow me that word) in the service of something he says he despises. In his email, Dennis compares Meyer to other Hollywood writers, saying that he's not as craven as that. Well, I should hope not! But all that says is, within the world of writers absolutely addled by large amounts of money (and God bless them for getting it!), Meyer is smart enough to understand that money isn't everything. Obviously, he's right.



I told you I was going to expose myself as a freak, so here goes: particularly with people of incredible talent, which George Meyer obviously has, it is reasonable to ask: will you lead? Leading is what makes a genius--and geniuses often can't HELP but lead, whether or not they'd be comfortable doing it. Spike Milligan couldn't HELP but break new ground--and suffered for it. The other question that occurs to me regarding all this, and one that we mere mortals can relate to a little better--and by mortals I mean both people who do not operate at Meyer or Kenney's level, or get paid like they do/did--how much is enough? What price do you put on your integrity? I haven't got that answer for anybody but myself, and I'm sure the price changes given the circumstances of somebody's life, and my answer will not be yours, or George Meyer's or Doug Kenney's. But the question cannot be avoided. What's the Biblical quote, "What does it profiteth a man if he gain the world but lose his very soul?" By recognizing advertising as the desire-causing evil that it is, George Meyer strikes me as somebody wise enough to ask himself that other question, "How much is my integrity worth?"



Kenney couldn't answer it. That's why he jumped off a cliff. He was young and rich, and people thought that meant he didn't need help or direction--or that he was powerful enough to thwart anybody who might've tried to help. He lost his way, and it's a goddamn shame, because everything I know about him makes me think that the person in there was so much more worthwhile than the "comic genius" or the budding mogul. $30 million (or something) by age 34 wasn't enough for Kenney; perhaps he felt he'd already sold his integrity, and too cheaply. I hope George Meyer--for his sake--has a happier ending, but the question cannot be avoided, or bought off; none of us can live divided against ourselves for long.



Your other email offers an interesting insight into the nature of fandom, something that I occasionally glimpse in my own life: you don't want George Meyer to ever stop cranking out the jokes, regardless of what that means for him personally. A fan's interest is in the next laugh--but the creator's interest has to be different, their own obsessions, development, and perhaps sanity. Especially if somebody's a genius. I love The Simpsons, but if another really funny season of that show, means that George Meyer jumps off a cliff in Hawaii, I'll take the happiness of the man over the happiness of the fans. I guess I must not be that huge a fan of The Simpsons! :-)



(Thus endeth the sermon. Apologies to anybody who found this boring or presumptuous; I use such examinations of people to determine my own course in Life, not to prescribe theirs.)
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George Plimpton, R.I.P.

I never realized how much I liked George Plimpton, until I read this obituary in The New York Times.
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&%$#ing funny piece...

...by friend Mollie Wilson is here.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003

The Gentlemanly Art of Log-Rolling

Slowly but surely, friends of mine enter the blogosphere and other parts of the Web: Kate's ex-Jellyvision colleague Jason Meyer has a lovely blog up and running called Five O'Clock Rock. And the humor site The Big Jewel has pieces by Michael Pershan and Mollie Wilson.



Having talented and amusing friends is one of Life's great joys, don't you think?
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Monday, September 22, 2003

...only if you're doing it right!

In a collection of letters, former President Ronald Reagan claimed he felt sex was "tinged with evil." Puts a whole new spin on "Evil Empire," doesn't it?



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P.J. O'Rourke in The Onion...

The Onion recently ran this interview with P.J. O'Rourke, timed (I suppose) to the recent rerelease of the National Lampoon High School Yearbook Parody, which PJ co-edited with Doug Kenney back in 1974.



While we're on the subject, and sorry to fulfill everybody's expectations by saying so ("Ahh, nobody knows how to do print humor anymore..." gripe gripe gripe), but the Yearbook repackaging is a huge botch. The original is selling for $100 a pop on eBay; all you had to do was reprint it exactly, maybe with a little introduction, or a little behind-the-scenes, or whatever. Or, even better, put it in hardcover (the original was on magazine-type paper stocks, and perfect-bound) but make it look like a genuine hardcover yearbook. But instead, they put it in hardcover, and fucked around with the design. The original was a masterpiece of form following the joke; the reprint looks like your standard 'yuk-yuk-yuk' humor book, done by people who either don't care or aren't very smart. And while we're on the topic: It speaks volumes--about the timidity of publishers, and perhaps the oversensitiveness of readers--that you can't show a bare ass on a cover anymore. That was a great, punchy joke, and the cheerleader's bare ass was the punchline. A joke without a punchline is worthless and confusing--and that decision suggests that whoever was behind this clearly didn't understand what they were doing. So Wal-Mart won't stock it; that's publicity, Franken-style. The book could immediately raise the issue of how uptight the once rascally Baby Boomers have gotten--that's a bad thing?



The thing about National Lampoon after 1975 wasn't that it deteriorated. There was plenty of funny stuff in it for decades. It's that whoever was in charge lacked the intellectual rigor to do it right, or get people who would, and let them do their thing. Even the blurred and asinine Lampoon made some money, but they could've made so much more. It's like trading store coupons in for their cash value.



Not much to say about the interview; I found it interesting that PJ didn't mention Doug Kenney's name once--s'pose he's tired of all the "genius" talk, and after 25 years who could blame him? Whatever else one thinks of PJ's stuff, he survived where Doug didn't. There's no small value in that.



It seems that Michael O'Donoghue, and not Kenney, is the name that's remembered by young comedy writers today. That's somewhat predictable, since Kenney never entered the TV racket, and the current point of reference and coin of the realm; O'Donoghue benefits from the reflected glory of early SNL. And also his Dark Prince persona appeals to a certain callow type of aspirant--he's a simple character, or appears to be, while Kenney ain't. I've been told that O'Donoghue was creatively out of gas by the time he left Lampoon (mid-74); whether that's true or not, there was certainly a kind of calcification that had set in. Anyway...this is like looking at old baseball cards...
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Saturday, September 20, 2003

Fly-Away Day

Folks, I'm flying back to Chicago today after an exhausting two and a half weeks here on the East Coast. I'll be updating the blog regularly starting Monday or so...
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Saturday, September 13, 2003

Update

Still in New Haven, tormenting the Humorists of Tomorrow, eating my body weight in hamburgers at Louis' Lunch...and enduring what my wife called "the oppressive sullenness" of everybody here who's not affiliated with Yale.



I'll be the first to own up: Yalies can be annoying, and sharing a city with them must be a trial; but the crackle of dislike is incredible. I'm not talking New York standoffishness--which, btw, can nearly always be melted with a genuine smile--but something more constant, queerly impersonal and at the same time very personal. They don't like you BECAUSE you're here. Even when you're buying stuff from them. Perhaps especially because you're buying stuff from them, hence have money to spend. It's puzzling, and uncomfortable, and encourages Yale's moat-and-padlock mindset.



Fewer and fewer Yalies are simply members of the Lucky Sperm Club--hi, W!--and more and more of them, in fact, are members of the same economic class as the guy working at the Dunkin Donuts on Chapel Street. Yet when somebody works their ass off to get a real chance to move on up, George Jefferson style, this cuts them no slack. I'm certainly not blaming anybody in this; it's too prevalent not to be the fruit of large forces nobody is controlling. But it's a freaking shame. A recent article described our current Clintonism vs. Neocon battle as beginning at Yale in the late Sixties, and I wouldn't be surprised if the unrelenting negativity in New Haven didn't help polarize that from the beginning. If you're rich and perceive people hating you for it, then you become dead to any sense of larger responsibility. If you're not rich and perceive people hating you anyway, you become desperate to prove what a man/woman of the people you are, whether that's a false pose or not. Sounds like a description of both sides to me.



Surprisingly, no sign of labor difficulties--no strikes, no picketing, nothing. Yale is in the middle of one of its periodic, hyper-nasty labor disputes--which may be some of the reason for said sullenness. Anyway, I hope they work it out soon; as always the people in the middle--the students and the strikers--are suffering while the bigwigs palaver.
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Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Hi folks! Long time no blog!

Sorry about the silence--like any of you noticed, you all lead scintillating lives, I'm sure (much more scintillating than mine, at least). I've been in New York, squiring my wife around to various hoity-toity restaurants, whose chefs have--good-naturedly--considered my many food allergies a challenge. Actually the reason I've been out East is to promote Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel, which is out now in the US and United Kingdom, and selling like hotcakes!



This very moment, I'm sitting in the dorm room of a young Yalie friend of mine; I'm once again haunting New Haven, helping the students reach ever greater heights at The Yale Record college humor magazine. Gotta run, but I'll check in soon!
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Monday, August 25, 2003

Animal House, 25 Years On...

Here's an article in the NY Times, addressing the influence and enduring popularity of National Lampoon's Animal House.



Perhaps the best--certainly the most thoughtful--take on Animal House can be found in Tony Hendra's book, Going Too Far. Here's a snippet for you:



"To hear the press tell it, it was all about a gang of eternally childish slobs cavorting in a playpen of permissiveness...But in screen time, these scenes were perhaps five minutes of a ninety-minute movie chock-ablock with event, conflict, surgically observed characters, and some of the best satirical writing since Dr. Strangelove.



You would never have guessed it, though, from the reputation makers. The secret of Animal House's phenomenal success, according to them, was its grossness, its tastelessness, its willingness to go all the way, especially when it came to the Big One, sex. All the rest was edited out of the conventional wisdom. Animal House became a gross movie, built around the embodiment of grossness, Belushi (who was rarely gross and certainly not the center of the movie), and furthermore a youth movie, because (a) youth likes grossness, not being old enough to know any better, and (b) because since it had a lot of young people in it, it must be for young people."



Now, me: So, twenty five years later, you get Old School--a funny movie, but flimsy, where the only carefully observed parts are the gross-out gags. Because it's not the story or the characters or the observation or the PRECISION, it's the puking. Not that I, like Landis is the Times article, "have anything against projectile-vomiting." It's just not enough for a movie.



Do I need to tell you to buy Going Too Far?
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A Talk with Mort Sahl

Here's a recent interview with satirist Mort Sahl, still pissed off at age 76. He's always been right on the beam about the Kennedy assassination, the canary in the coal mine; I'm not talking specifics, I'm talking about knowing that something was fishy and politicized and "spun." And it wasn't simply JFK-worship, either: He got blackballed by the Kennedys--that's when his previously spectacular career started to tail, after 1961 when Kennedy got elected. That business with the Warren Report, only gave people a reason to continue not booking him. He calls George W. Bush "the first President in history who enjoys hanging out with his father's friends." The young King plays polo and looks Royal, while his ministers, old hands all, run the show.



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Bill Maher on California Recall

You know, I have to be honest. In the past, I've kinda considered Bill Maher a lightweight, a fairly standard comedian slotting himself into the mode of political satirist, sort of a lefty Dennis Miller. But after reading this transcript of the guy on CNN, I think I might have been too hasty. When he talks about what he knows best, Hollywood, I think he's right on the money.
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Sunday, August 24, 2003

Quick roundup...

Folks, I'm working so hard on my college novel that my brain is melting, but last night I saw a wonderful, excellent movie: American Splendor, the movie of the comic of the life of Harvey Pekar. Go see it. Really. I actually clapped at the end.



Also, a week ago, I saw a movie called Little Voice, starring Jane Horrocks. You might know her as "Bubbles" from AbFab. It's a very funny, very sweet movie.



The article about Harvard's President, Larry Summers, in today's New York Times Magazine, is very interesting.



AND: I just got Al Franken's new book. Good, so far--and it's really nice to see the Media Thugs of the Right take their lumps! I've put a link to it below. Buy it, it helps pay for the blog, and will encourage publishers to take on more thugs.





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Friday, August 22, 2003

FOX Vs. Franken Thrown Out of Court...

FOX's suit versus Al Franken's new book got exactly the treatment it deserved today. One hopes that it was expensive enough a lesson in First Amendment law that FOX will stop filing frivolous lawsuits against obviously satirical products.



Also: it's business as usual at the Harvard Lampoon. Have fun, young 'uns! Interestingly enough, Al Franken is one of the few Harvard folks in comedy who wasn't a Poonie.
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Thursday, August 21, 2003

This Just In: Power Corrupts...

There's a new JFK assassination book coming out. It claims that LBJ put a hit out on his predecessor. Ho-hum; Paul Krassner (The Realist) has been saying that for years.



And here's Jonathan Yardley's fascinating examination of a fascinating book, The Twelve Caesars, by Suetonius. Penguin has a great update by Roman historian Michael Grant, of Robert Graves 50s-era translation. Gotta get it!
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For Cleese fans...

...here's a nice little interview he did with Ain't It Cool News.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Spike Milligan? Who's Spike Milligan?

Whilst trolling the internet (instead of editing a particularly difficult chapter of my next book), I found this wonderful appreciation of the peerless British comedian, Spike Milligan. It appeared in the NY Times' yearend People Who Died issue in 2002. Enjoy!



"December 29, 2002

Insanely Funny

By MARSHALL SELLA





The best comedy is a science, a rigorously structured subversion of logic. Absurdist humor lost its greatest illogician this year, though most Americans didn't notice. Spike Milligan, who died of kidney failure in February at 83, wrote and performed ''The Goon Show,'' a BBC radio program that was broadcast from 1951 to 1960. It generally had a cast numbering only

three -- Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe -- but the trio played dozens of roles, ranging from witless vagrants to witless ministers of Parliament. The Goons' influence has long outlived its radio years. Troupes like Beyond the Fringe and Monty Python, by their own admission, were the Goons' clear descendants; some would even argue that their work was

derivative of Milligan's anarchic style.



''The Goon Show'' never caught fire on this side of the Atlantic. With its fast pace, difficult accents and very English in-jokes, it sounded like a foreign language to American audiences. In the States, radio has long been regarded as a crippled form of TV, but Milligan brilliantly exploited every virtue of the form. That you could not see the action was the entire point.

In one episode, Milligan, playing his central role of a toothless idiot named Eccles, inexplicably falls in love with one of Peter Sellers's characters. ''My little darling, I want you to have these,'' Milligan drawls, arriving at Sellers's door. ''I picked these for you. I grew them

myself.'' Sellers tries to be gracious. ''A handful of hair!'' he responds. ''How sweet. Butler! Put these in a jar of hair oil.''



Shows were created and performed within a single week, like ''Saturday Night Live'' -- but without a separate writing staff. And unlike that show, each episode offered a completely self-contained story line. You'd hear titles like ''The Phantom Head Shaver'' and ''The Great String Robberies,'' all punctuated with deliberately off-key trumpet tah-dahs after the worst jokes.

The plots were ostentatiously silly. One episode recounted a bold effort to climb Mount Everest from the inside.



''Goon'' comedy was in equal parts the harmless violence of Warner Brothers cartoons, the wordplay of James Joyce and the lowbrow japes of the English music hall. Presiding over the chaos, Milligan suffered 12 nervous breakdowns in his life. [Egad!--MG] His troubles, he liked to say, only began with being wounded and shellshocked in World War II; it was ''The Goon Show'' that shoved him over the edge. Once, when the BBC protested the late delivery of

his weekly scripts, Milligan seized a knife and tried to break into Sellers's apartment. ''I was so mad,'' he later said, ''I thought that if I killed Peter, it would come right. I think I just wanted them to lock me up.'' Milligan landed in an asylum, confined for a time in a straitjacket, before returning to write more scripts and laugh onstage with his friends.



If violence and confusion were Milligan's private demons, they also drove his comedy. The Goons' disorder and subversive punning (often sneaking filthy jokes past BBC censors) were a direct result of Spike and his pals' antipathy for the regimentation they endured in the war. The basis of the Goons' humor, Milligan once said, ''is one man shouting gibberish in the

face of authority, and proving by fabricated insanity that nothing could be as mad as what passes for ordinary living.''



Milligan was the quintessential British eccentric, and never missed a chance to rail against (in no particular order) smoking, overpopulation, noise, abortion, animal cruelty and tardiness. He was also an ardent advocate for the conservation of Victorian lampposts. And although ''The Goon Show'' made him famous, his career hardly ended in radio. Among Milligan's other works

were ''The Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film,'' directed by Richard Lester in 1959. The concept of that 11-minute film -- which is pretty much what it sounds like -- would ring bells for anyone who ever laughed at a 1964 movie directed by Lester, ''A Hard Day's Night.'' What we recall as classic early-Beatles humor was often pure Spike. When John Lennon, on his

first tour of the States, was asked how he found America and quipped, ''Turn left at Greenland,'' Americans howled; English people fondly remembered the Goons.



To the end of his life, Milligan remained irreverent and prolific. He wrote more than 50 books, including ''Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall.'' He heralded the birth of surrealist TV comedy with his 1956 series, ''A Show Called Fred.'' His experimental 1969 show, ''Q5,'' appeared just as the Monty Python gang was writing its first series. ''When we first saw 'Q5,''' John Cleese once said, ''we were very depressed, because we thought it was what we wanted to do, and Milligan was doing it brilliantly.'' Terry Jones has called Milligan ''the father of Monty Python''; Cleese called him the ''great god of us all.''



Prince Charles, who had done Goons impressions as a boy (to the courtly, seething dismay of his family), was perhaps Milligan's biggest fan and the patron of the Goon Show Preservation Society. Spike repaid the compliment as only Spike would. During a live TV broadcast of a lifetime-achievement award in 1994, he was read an adoring letter from the prince, and responded by describing Charles as ''a groveling little bastard.'' Charles alone appreciated the joke.



Milligan was the last Goon to die, following Sellers in 1980 and Secombe in 2001. He had always wanted his epitaph to read ''I told you I was ill'' -- so his funeral was anything but staid. Mourners arrived at his memorial greeted by the sound of wedding bells.



Ask a Briton over 40, and he'll tick off any number of lines that prove the immortality of the Goons. In one show, Sellers and Secombe cautiously lower a boat into the Amazon. When they reach land, Milligan is already standing there. ''How did you get ashore?'' he is asked. Milligan answers proudly, ''I came across on that log.'' The other two are baffled. They shoot back: ''Log? That's an alligator!'' ''Ohhh,'' Milligan dimly explains. ''I wondered why I kept getting shorter.''

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Tuesday, August 19, 2003

"It sure holds the heat well"

As my Cards fight it out against the (hated) Cubs and (ho-hum) Astros in a three-way snarl atop the NL Central, I thought I'd post this rating of dear old Busch Stadium, the site of my earliest baseball memories. It's no Wrigley Field--the only thing decent about the Cubs, besides their fans--but the Beatles did play Busch in '66. And as Casey Stengel said, it DOES hold the heat well. You should've felt it back in the old artificial turf days. 110 on the field, all summer long...
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Monday, August 18, 2003

Now this is getting ridiculous...

According to young Simon, this book is a parody of the Russian Harry Potteroid book, Tanya Grotter. Or maybe it's a parody of Harry Potter? I don't know. The whole thing is very complicated, isn't it?



As I think I said earlier, the UK's Guardian newspaper is investigating doing a U.S. weekly. Eric Alterman suggests that it's about time.



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Saturday, August 16, 2003

A thought concerning the blackout...

I'm here in Chicago, so it didn't get us, but after reading this article in The New York Times, about the interconnectedness of electric power grids, their vulnerability, our dependence, and the absurd impossibility of protecting them, I had a vision of the future.



Since the infrastructure of the First World (for lack of a better term) is incredibly advanced, but fragile, our only option for long-term stability is to extend that infrastructure everywhere. Whether they want it or not. Only mutual, complete (inter)dependence can possibly prevent individuals from bringing it all down on our heads.



Does this scare me? Yes, it does, because I think there are a lot of people who don't WANT to live like the First World does. But unless the entire world becomes the First World, how else can we exist?



In happier news, Kate and I went to Beatlefest last night. Great fun! No Sgt. Pepper in mono, however. (Here's an article about that, in case you wonder why I care.)



In still happier news, before heading out to the convention, I finished the first complete draft of my college comedy novel. Now the fun part begins--the revisions!
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Thursday, August 14, 2003

Web interview with moi...

Those of you unaccountably unable to get enough via this blog are encouraged to check out a small interview on this HP fan site. If you like it, send the Webmaster/Impresario Alan a note--he's a good fella.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Me and Jon on FOX and Franken...

Here's a quickie we did for the Village Voice. Pass it on!
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As long as we're on the topic of regular readers...

...some of you might have noticed that I take comedy, especially written comedy, really seriously, perhaps too seriously, and as a consequence hold the people who do it to an extremely high standard. This is either a character flaw or something admirable, I can't tell which. But I seem unable to stop doing it; maybe because I am an a-hole, or maybe because I really had to sweat and starve to be able to carve out a niche for myself. And when you're sitting there at 3 am, working on a piece that nobody will likely see, even if you do eventually make $50 from it, you have moments that force you to either love what you're doing or quit and go to law school. In those moments the curtain falls and you realize that you are spending some of your painfully finite life doing this, and you had better love it and give all you've got to it, or quit and make room for somebody else who will do those essential things.



People who haven't been forced to make this kind of decision have a lack of committment in their comedy, in my opinion, which makes it less sharp and personal and true and (ultimately) valuable. Since they have no other concern other than the utility of what they're doing, ie "what can I write that will make me rise in the field, or make me lots of money, or whatever" they DO rise, and they DO make lots of money, and generally turn comedy into something other than a haven for people who really, truly can't do anything else, can't help but do it.



So if I seem overcritical, that's why. It's nothing personal.
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Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Here's how I repay you...

Recently, I've received several thoughtful, interesting emails from those of you doing penance via this blog. Ed Page, who works for the humor site The Big Jewel, took issue a bit with my analysis of Katherine Hepburn. He pointed me to a Malcolm Gladwell article on the murky matter of "nature vs. nurture," which I haven't read. Malcolm Gladwell never gives me the "aha" moment that he seems to give others, but I am perfectly willing to attribute this to flaws in me, and not his writing. Anyway, after you're finished with that, here's a piece of Ed's from McSweeney's.



Anyway, with lively intelligent people like that reading the blog, what do I serve up? The Village Voice's review of "Freddy Vs. Jason." It goes without saying that I'm going to see it; I was a teenager in the 80s.
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Thursday, August 7, 2003

Regarding Katherine Hepburn...

...Jon Schwarz sent in this poem, "This Be the Verse" by Philip Larkin:



They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.



But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another's throats.



Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don't have any kids yourself.





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Wednesday, August 6, 2003

Demise of a good pup

Sad news to report: one of our two family dogs, a big bear of a black lab named Ziggy, died today quite suddenly. He was only eight. I'm sure he's galloping and snuffling on better beaches now, but we'll still miss him. Sorry I didn't scratch you more, fella--I didn't know you wouldn't be staying long.
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Used books rock!

And Newsweek's noticed. There's not much to the article, but it is nice to read that used bookstores are thriving in this grim publishing environment. I threaten Kate with starting one every so often.
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Sunday, August 3, 2003

A Thought on Katherine Hepburn

Take it from me: the more you know about alcoholism and codependence, the more you see it around you, and the more willfully perverse our culture's blind eye to it appears. My Spidey-sense tingled constantly throughout Claudia Roth Pierpont's measured appreciation of Katherine Hepburn in the July 21st issue of The New Yorker. I say "measured" because the author seems, well, resentful that Hepburn wasn't the person modern feminists might want her to be. (The idea that sex roles are nothing if not fluid, and that current feminist imperatives might someday appear as dated and restrictive as the mores of the Thirties is never considered; but hell, there's no need for The New Yorker to give its writers a dash of historical perspective, if the rest of the culture doesn't have any, either.)



Putting down her axe to grind and picking up my own: after reading the article, my suspicion is that Hepburn was the product of an alcoholic family. Her lineage was dotted with suicides; Roth Pierpont writes: "The family was so immoderately strong and fearless and happy that there was never any need to mention the suicide of Mrs. Hepburn's father or of her father's brother or even of Dr. Hepburn's own oldest brother.." Or, at 15, Katherine's older brother Tom. Happy, huh? When Hepburn is quoted as saying, "They simply did not believe in moaning about anything," I hear "There was simply nothing they couldn't deny."



Suicide is a terrible (and terrifying) thing for the survivors, and in that era it would've been the most natural thing to find comfort--to try to regulate mood swings apparently strong enough to send some of them to the morgue--via alcohol. Which came first? God knows, and it doesn't matter. But the kicker for me was Hepburn's relationship with Spencer Tracy, who, if the article is any guide, was a terrible, committed, life-long alcoholic. Certainly the life he offered Hepburn was less than any partner deserves, a mock-marriage to a demanding philanderer, the opportunity to care for a perpetual infant. Why would Hepburn choose that? Family patterns?



The author says that Hepburn's brother Bob thought Tracy "was sort of a younger edition of her father, in her mind." Pierpont Roth says that "Dr. Hepburn was an authoritarian in his domestic demands and in his harsh (some in the family said overharsh) corporal punishment of his children." It all sounds codependent as hell to me, screwed-up family patterns being set up and played out ad infinitum, bequeathing misery to generation after generation.



The author's annoyance with Hepburn's dissonances--the feminist heroine who was never happier than when she was subordinate to a (messed-up) man, the movies that always had Hepburn's coltish character slipping her head into the mare's yoke at the end--give the article a nice spice, and are worth thinking about. But having finished the piece, I thought it was a shame, not that Kate Hepburn wasn't the super-strong, utterly self-directed, me-first icon that feminists could revere without reservation, but somebody with unresolved family stuff that made her life kind of a drag. If the root cause--depression? codependence?--had been addressed, it seems certain that Hepburn could've been less thwarted in her personal life, and maybe even more of what the author wanted her to be.



I believe that in this difficult place, we each deserve the happiest lives we can create for ourselves. I'm sure Hepburn did her best, and perhaps she thought of her life as a perfect triumph. She'd have a right, and her opinion's the only one that really counted, anyway. it's just interesting to think about. I have a lot of opinions about the lives of celebrities, all available upon request!
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Friday, August 1, 2003

"How to Defeat the Right in Three Minutes"

This website was pretty neat. "Cheap-labor conservatives"...I like the sound of that.
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Thursday, July 31, 2003

Barry gets big in Ireland...

According to my editor Simon (who, as I've said, could simply be protecting me from the truth), Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody is the fifth-best seller in Ireland! Amazing! And not a leprechaun in it. (Actually, Kate's grandmother used to believe in leprechauns. As I've heard it, when she was a little girl back in Ireland, she happened to see one out of the corner of her eye, sitting on a hedge and peeing down on the ground.)



Also: last night I saw "Comedian." Really interesting documentary, much of which takes place at The Comedy Cellar down near NYU. That's my old stomping ground—right down from Minetta Tavern and that tiny little espresso joint I can't remember the name of...Guess that means it's time to move back.



Some of you may have heard about Orny Adams, the up-and-coming comedian that is juxtaposed to Jerry Seinfeld in the documentary. Orny's problem—which is much discussed in the movie, and makes him hard to watch—is that he's more angry than funny. He's an angerian, not a comedian. Listen up, everybody: comedy is NOT a substitute for therapy. If you try to avoid the latter by pursuing the former, it may work for a while—but then, you'll end up with a bunch of "jokes" poisoned by your own rage. Comedy can be a kind of redeemed rage--but the redemption is the key.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Another reason to like England...

There's yet another literary prize being established in Old Blighty: a 20,000 pound award for the best humor. You'd think I'd be going over there to walk around in a sandwich board, and you'd be right, except that it's for writers age 50 and up. Curses! You can find out the details here.
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Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Barry in Germany!

Check this out! What a cover!
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Monday, July 28, 2003

Gore Vidal is an interesting man

Here's a short profile.
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Sunday, July 27, 2003

I gotta get Simon Schama's History of Britain...

...which was reviewed today in the Times. If the books are 1/10th as fascinating as the television program (and books usually surpass that with ease, for me at least), I must have them in my library. I'm also reading Gibbon, which is slow going but amazingly rich.



Last night Kate and I saw "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen," which wasn't very extraordinary. More's the pity, because the comic books are spectacular. I highly recommend them to anyone reading this blog. Anyway, I found Harry Knowles review right on the money, if you're interested.



And then there's Freddy Vs. Jason, of course. How anybody who grew up in the 80s could resist this movie is beyond me...And here's how Ain't It Cool News is planning to celebrate.
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Saturday, July 26, 2003

The South and Honor...

Here's an interesting article on the role that "honor" (and aggression) plays in the American South. He believes this hubristic code plays a role in American foreign policy. Worth a look.
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Wednesday, July 23, 2003

I love weird sodas, so...

...this article in today's Times was right up my alley. Vernor's, the spicy ginger ale that is mentioned in the piece, is my drink of choice. I encourage everyone to try it--but watch out, that first swallow can make you cough! Anybody ever had Cheerwine or Manhattan Special?
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Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Humor magazine tidbits from around the world!

While browsing the internet--sorry, researching my next book--I discovered an interesting article about the Curator of the Harvard Lampoon. Actually, what I liked was the stuff about Lampy's building, built for them in 1909 by alumnus W.R. Hearst.



Also, the continuing troubles of Tony Blair are good news for Private Eye, according to this article. Thrive on, esteemed fellow travelers!
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Since I seem to be determined to procrastinate today...

...here's a great new Strong Bad.
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Uh, Jim...

An entertaining article on a convention of fans of "The Big Lebowski" (which is, by the way, a delightful movie) contains the following quote, "'It’s kind of a ’Star Trek’ convention, but without all the geeks,' suggested Jon Cook, a 28-year-old Louisville salesman." Jim, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but...
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Maybe you have to be a parent...

...to understand this article in today's Times about changing summer camps. Now some camps are allowing weekends home, liberal use of phone and email, et cetera. Kate and I don't have kids, but its seems incredibly neurotic--and missing the point of the camp entirely--to send your kid to camp, then have him/her schlep home every weekend. The only reason to spend eight weeks in a log cabin with a bunch of strangers is, I suppose, to prove to yourself that you can do something other than live as you normally do, and eventually learn to like it. Making the world into a Nerf-lined room is ridiculous and doomed. And I'll thank you not to quote this email back to me when we have kids, okay?



There's also a funny profile of Amy Sedaris' West Village apartment. From what I can tell, she lives about four blocks from my old place, down from the cutest candy store sign. Anyway, if somebody could die from benign craziness, I'd be very concerned.
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