Can the DLC get stupider in time for 2006?

Forget values and security moms--turns out the election boiled down to raw, pulsing stupidity. I can see it now, right there on the Op-Ed page of the NYT: "Riding the Short Bus to the White House."



"We will remain the minority party unless we get much, much stupider," said new DLC Chairman P. Brain McPoopy-Pants. "Ow! I just hit my head again."