Wake Up, Detroit!

Wouldn't it be cool if instead of honking, car horns could play a snippet of audio? Sure, "sosumi" at 18-wheeler volume would be awful, but I look forward to hearing Krusty's maniacal laugh or Al Pacino's "Hoo-hah!" Maybe someday, when somebody lets you into traffic, you can have Elvis tell them, "Thankyavurrymuch."



By the way, some of you might have seen the headline "Porn Site Offers $3m for Napster." All I have to say is, this isn't a porn site, it's a blog, and there's no way a complete set of 1978 Topps Football cards is worth $3 mil.