Crouching Tiger, Hidden Attorney

The NY Times reports that monks at China's Shaolin Temple have noticed that people are using their name, and they're pissed. "Ungh! Your 'drunken affidavit' technique is formidable, young man! But that is nothing compared to the skills of Bruce Lee, Attorney-At-Law!"



The first entry in my Ketchup contest is: "Soylent Red." Have you sent one in yet?