One stray Newsbreak, lookin' for a home...

OJ Simpson is in the news again, this time after some sports memorabilia was ripped off from a seedy Vegas casino. The cops think he might have been responsible, but OJ was happy to come in for questioning. "I'm not the kind of guy to cut and run."

[Does the world need more OJ jokes? I don't think so. Instead, here's a new short from The Elders of the Dark Tower (of Xxoron).]