There is no "q" in team

...but there is "eat me." Or there would be, if they hadn't been so chinzy with the e's. It's like that friggin' novel, what was it called, "Even Though Great Literature is Incredibly Difficult to Write, and One Could Claim, With Quite a Bit of Evidence, That Novels are Dead as a Cultural Force in Our Society, I Think What the World Needs is a Book With No 'E's In It"? Was that the title?

Anyway, Dirk Voetberg has a funny piece up at McSweeney's today. Check it (but don't wreck it).